Wednesday, October 28, 2009

True Self Introduction.

Things all of you've been waiting for all this while to come out of my mouth.
But as a coward, i'll juz say it in my blog.
Happy reading...

Hye my full name is Cine Gendut mkn Babi. Frens call me cine, gendut and sometimes babi.
Behind, im pretty sure they call me beautiful names that i myself wouldn't wanna noe coz its too flattering.
Let me continue my True Self Introduction in bahasa rojak.
Im a short and fat girl yang sgt budget...suare lantang and ckp garang,tp deep down inside,im a pengecut.
Xpercaye, ask my frens. they surely do know me well. they know me more thn i know myself.
really wish i have super powers like them...
im snobbish, show off and suke ckp besar...tp resultnye, im nothg. i cant do anythg rite. blagak mcm i know everthg in this world...
tp hakikatnya,smua berkat hasil tontonan tv.
im a big fat liar, i told everyone im a social girl, but xpernah pun menjalani kehidupan mlm di kota.
lyk i said, cerita2 dogeng yg saudara saudari dgr itu adalah berkat usaha gigih sye tiap2 mlm tonton kaca televisyen.
my english very suck,i not know to speaking english right-right...
my blog u read, all i open to read dicktionari to research right words to typing in.
im always complaining bout how my grandad is such a pain in the neck whn it comes to help...
im slowly picking up his habbit.
saying "never mind" & ended up troubling everyone in this world.
im a fucked up racist bitch. lg2 bein in a univercity yg didominasi Bumiputra.
xlupe yg im a girl yg sgt kedekut ilmu. whn classmates asked for help, i'll juz scream menggunakan suara lantang yg telah dikurniakan and say
"aku xtaw la!!! ko wat la sendri!!! tu pun xtaw ke!!!"
description bout me yg plg kerap diberi oleh rakan2 taulan adalah selfish. xblh bertolak ansur...kiasu...pentingkan diri sendri...
i cant blame thm for being honest...yes! aku selfish... yes! aku xblh bertolak ansur... yes! aku kiasu! yes! aku mmg pentingkan diri sendiri...
ape yg aku tau (*which is not much) mmg setitik pun aku xkn kongsi dgn kwn2...
ape yg aku rse btl (*which is most of the time wrong) mmg aku akn mati-matian kate btl.
ape yg aku ade (*which is nothg) mmg sah-sah milik aku & ko xblh pinjam mahupun sentuh...
aku xkisa ape cerita hidup kau....yg aku tau hanye cerita hidup aku...
im a very gedik person, dgn laki mode suare lembut akn di switch on...dan bile bertutur dgn perempuan,mode suare mls nk layan akn secara auto diswitch on.
mmg lumrah cina...aku sgt berkira...walau sesen pun.
soal duit jgn dibwk main, if u owe me rm1, thn its rm1 that im expecting bck...no less but nevermind more...
kalau kluar bersosial dgn kwn, mmg susah nk kluarkan duit...lg2 nk tong2 minyak...i'll be the 1st to buat2 tito or lari ke tandas.
if mkn,tgk movie or ape2 skali pun, mmg xpernah sesekali i'll offer to dulukan duit...coz my money is mine...and i'll never help others...
"what's mine is mine, what's yours is mine" sgt sesuai dgn mazhab yg i ikut.
i've mentioned before,im a show off & im actually a sore loser,
i'll purposely downgrade ppl around me to make myself look like a goddess.
i'll talk big, show off this and that..BLA! BLA! BLA! making you ppl WOW! WOW! WOW! yes!aku berjaya membuat korg terpegun dgn aku...
tp sbenarnya...itu hanye kate2...and im actually juz a loser yg tryin to seek attention.
i hate everyone termasuk kwn2 aku actually...
(*pause............................................membiarkan kamu smua yg menganggap aku kwn tuk berfikir sejenak....)

between wat i've wrote & what you've just read...
compare wit all the story that had happen in your life wit me in the picture...
You will all agree that this is my true self introduction.

3 comments:

Unknown said...

hai babi
hahaha
lek la
apsal marah sgt ni

rehe said...

woah the so called perfect self introduction.haha

u 4got 2 mention psl bil eletrik n air classmates yg nr.?? hahaha

btw klau ader yg tersentap mane2, (since aku pon tsentap gak bace post neyh.haha) lek2 eh. nanti kite p fun fair same same ye. hehehe

Unknown said...

wah...berkesan jugak blog nie

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