Saturday, September 5, 2009

Lu GILA

Me: Excuse me, if lets say i want to sell this phone...how much can i get...?
Sales Girl : This phone...You want to sell or trade?
Me: What's the diff?
Sales Girl : Trade it more worth it...
Me: Owh... If I want...(*choosing a phone)
Sales Girl: Wait2 I ask him...Wey ta yau mai tiau ce ke tian hua(wey, she wants to sell this hp)
Sales Guy : Sui? Kai2 kan...(Who? Bkk skit tgk)
Sales Girl open the bck cover....
Sales Guy : WAAAAHHH..!! WAAAHHH!!!
Sales Guy left his customer and came to me.
Sales Guy : U wan to sell this hp?
Me: Tze...(yes)
Sales Guy & Girl : Wey se mok? (why)
Me: Ing wey wo qu pai cau...tai zhe tian hua hen ma fan...(because i p amik gamba bawk hp ni menyusahkan)
Sales Girl : Thn ni yau ken se mok hp trade in? Na che keq SonyEricsson...you camera...(Thn you nk trade in dgn hp ape? Amik S.Ericsson nie...ade camera)
Me:Pu yau...wo yau che keq...(xnk...I nk nie...*pointin to a RM99 nokia)
Sales Guy : Na che keq la...you 5MP camera...you wifi...hen hau te...(amik nila...ade 5MP camera...ade wifi...sgt bagus...)
Me: Pu yau2...wo chen te yau che keq...(xnk2 i still nk ni...)
Sales Girl : lu kuo ni chen te yau na tian hua...ni yau na duo2 le...(if you really want that hp...u kne amik byk2 la...)
Sales Guy: Lu gila! Wo ye pu zhi tau chem mo suan kei ni...(i pun tataw nk kire tok you camne...)


Ring3....
A: Dont sell la...
Me: But I want the money....
A: You tau x...cine tu btl...you mmg gile...you blh dpt 25 of my hp...Ahahaha..
Me: Hehehhe.....$$$

4 comments:

zulhilmi said...

kalo dpt hp byk2 bg aku 1..

hehehehe

Anonymous said...

lu memang gila. ahha. jual kat orang direct je la

Unknown said...

lps nie blh bkk kdai jual hp sepesen...hahah

alyp nazreen said...

a . haha .
nnty u buy 1 la .

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