Surealism Poster

Topic: Air Pollution
Media: Adobe Photoshop CS3, Sony Alpha DSL A300
Model: Audi Zane Nash
Period: 2days scene shooting, 2 days editing.

Message:
With the critical air pollution happening now, the poster is trying to show
if no action is taken, soon we will have to struggle to save our life.

Al-Fatihah

Bru beberape bulan lepas, i did a quiz on FB "Dalam movie ape yg kamu sesuai belakon?"
And the result was : SEPET by the late Yasmin Ahmad.
The next day, Elle & I wen to Pyramid. Walking pass us was....OMG! Yasmin Ahmad...

C: Elle, I rse cam nk p kat meja die and kate...can i be in one of your movie...jd org lalu lalang pun blh la...
E: Hahah...

We, well maybe its just me...Was like some jakun nampak celebrity... I won't go Hoo-Haa if it was Fasha Sandha, Jihan Miskin (*yg u blh je nmpak kat O.U) or who ever...
Yasmin Ahmad! I mean, she is lyk the brain to cinematography...
Gud story line and great cinematography...
All of her movies are A++!!
Not to mention all her iklans...
Meaningfull and addictive...

The legend passed away yesterday,
Leaving us with all her fantastic Movies & Adverds...
Lepas nie, sape lah yg akn wat movies yg gempak2 to banggekan Malaysia...

Kegeraman Melanda

" Mungkin Kau Di Hantar Ke Dalam Hidup Ku Dengan Matlamat Untuk Menyelamatkan Aku Dari Genggaman Ibliss. Dan Apabila Kerja Kau Selesai, Haruslah Engkau Meninggalkan Aku..."

-Charmaine Nasharuddin-

A Story I wish I know...

Snap3!Snaping for assignment...

Objective: To find bussy streets..

Came across an interesting subject....

Guy I: Take his picture...? For newpaper?

C: No...Assignment...But he's looking at me...

Guy I: Just take...

C: Would he care...?I wouldn't want him chasing after me...

Camera point at him...

He quickly turn away...

Trying his best to hide his face...

I felt bad...

I know he was embarressed..

Embarressed bout the life he had lead...

Lepaking mamak after that..

I scan tru my pics...

Pressing the + button...

And look what I've found..

After that more questions came across...

The worst I felt thn before...

I felt like going to him and ask bout his life...

And most of all, I felt like appolagizing for taking his picture.....

PTPTN vs Insentif Makanan..

Its been almost a month now...

the familiar sentence such as "Esk PT keluar..." are repeating itself...

Bank Islam situated in up-town is always bussy during lunch time...

but most the the time, students came out wit a sour face...

we were worried at first "Xde duit nk makn...lect. asyik mintak duit byr buku..."

but then that is not to worry about much...parents are willing to bank in mulah...

but now what terrifies us is the UiTM fees...

the pay is due on 4th of August...

If not paid, we will be kick out of the University for good...

Rumors has it PT will be bank in either end of july or early august...

That sucks!

Next is insentif makanan...

Everyone was all so excited whn the news bout D.M is closing down to make way for food court...

Nomore dirty,tasteless,undelecious D.M food...

Woohoo!

Coupons are replaced with cash, bank in straight into our acct...

But, just like PT, its been almost a month...

My bank acct is still showing the same digit the last time my mom bank in some money for me...

Although money is not everythg...

But everythg needs money...

New Arrival

Just like a new pair of shoes displayed at the front of a store with a card writing "NEW ARRIVAL",

Every passer by will surely get a glance, commenting either they like it or its ugly...

Here in uitm perak, we too had just received a package of new arrival.

In this case, its ugly...its horrible...

An itchy finger had just unwrapped the package...

BOOM! came out our newbie disease!

New, young yet dangerous!

Its name, H1N1...

Around 200++ students visited the Unit Kesihatan on the 21/7/09...

And the number is not decreasing, but rather increasing...

3 are comfirmed +...

Ambulance are always so bussy nowadays...

They even had the Klinik Kerajaan's ambulance from outside to give out a helpin hand transfering suspected students...

Students in each kolej are getting sick like falling dominoes...

3 floors in my block (CEMARA) are reserved as a quarantine room.

The ground floor's room is the active quarantine room for now...

Meaningless aint it?

I open the door to my room, and hello quarantine ppl...

Up till now, it is reported that 8 are held hostage in that room...

Its really dumb, the fact that they quarantine those students in the same block as other students that are soon to be effected...

with all the foggy situation and hot weather...

students are effected easier...

A lect. tryin to calm us down by saying:" Skarang mmg musim dmm...sbb skarang musim buah kayu..."

Paranoid friends are imaginating that they are falling sick,

but truth is they just came out from an air-cond room...

Students arent attending classes...

30% of classmates absence...

Intan received 3 days M.C if not mistaken...

Filza still believe she can fight the fever...

Owh I really do hope this NEW ARRIVAL will slowly be out-dated just like the other once NEW ARRIVAL...

Huru-Hara Forum

Characters:

C: Chairperson

S: President Of WWF

A: Founder of Love Green Association

R: Owner of Plastic Factory

M: Owner of Chicken Farm

F: Audience of the floor

Topic & Focus: Saving The Earth

Bla3...

C: So R, we are informed that your plastic factory is costing a massive pollution...Care to tell us how ur smoke is excrete? do you have filters?

R: No... It cost money..we dont like to waste any time and money...fixing filters will cost alot of time and money...

C: M, what bout you...? Where do you throw all your waste? The chicken guts that had been slotered, do you just let them flow into the rivers?

M: YES...

C: (*shocked)Why? Why so..?

M: Because...we dont have the time to pick it up...and put it in the dustbin...(*saying with a serious face and action of picking up rubbish)

Bla3

C: S,do you think you can work together with M to come up with a sollution to save ur wildlife?

S: I think R should stop making plastic...No to plastic...

C: (*Aik! I was asking bout M's waste) M, you think you wanna work with S to save the earth..keep our river clean?

M: No...I still want to let it flow...

C: So do all of you think that you can come up with a sollution to work together?

S: Yes! band plastic bags...

C: (Haish still want to band plastic bags..)

A: Yes plastic bags are important, but can R reduce the production...?

R: That we can...

A: And maybe use biodegradable materials to produce plastic...

R: That we are still planning for the future..Because as you know, it cost time and money...We dont have money...

A: Eh...just now the way you were saying as if you have lots of money...?

R: You have to understand...we have taxes and bills to pay...(*sounds sad)

Bla3

C: Any questions?

F: Yes3!

C: What is your question?

F: I think you should close down your chicken farm...

M: No3... Can you live without chicken?

F: I like meat better...

S: Go vegitarian...

M: No3... Chicken is important...

C: You have to understand that if M closes down her farm...KFC,Ayamas and other leading chicken restaurant will be out of business...

M: Yes save the KFC...Save the chicken...

Seeing Yellow

Credits to: Filza "As A Model..."

Say No To...

Pardon me, Let me correct you there...

Today in Studio Lighting class we had to do a presentation bout our photographer idol...
And one photographer was told that he suffered from Dyslexia...
When asked bout the meaning, it was explain that it means someone who thinks deeply/detaily..
I silently disagree as I thought the meaning was something else but wasn't that sure if I was right either...
So I went back after class to do some googling and yes! What I thought was right.

I am told by my family that when I was younger, I suffered from dyslexsia...
I tend to hold my pencil on my left hand, start writing from the right side with mirror image alphabets...
Yes, that is dyslexia...
Its not a disease but rather a kind of mind that works weirdly...

Here is the Url to one of the website that gives a somewhat complete explaination bout dyslexia:

• http://www.answers.com/topic/dyslexia

Saya Gilakan...

My 1st And Sapsap Sui Assignment - Collage

A weird Yet Interesting Dream

I just had the weirdest dream one morning...
I dreamt that me and AA'N got back together just lyk wat i had always wanted it to be...
He brought me ovr to his hse for buka puasa...
Whr I met his family...
Everyone looks the same in real life, except for his 2 elder brother...
They didnt seem to look lyk the real life brother...
So the story goes on...
I offered his mom to do the dishes...

Thn my dream was cut off to the nex scene...

It was a few months after the buka puasa i had at his home...
I was downstairs of his office in some shoplots somewhere...
I had just finnished tuition class(* im not sure why m i still attendin it) and was wit
a primary schoolmate named Kok How.
AA'N came down, saw me... But ignored and walk away as if he never had known me...
Somethg strongly told me that he didnt love me anymore...
I hid behide a pillar and started shedding tears...
Even in my dream i could feel the sadness and it was hard to breath...

Thn my dream was cut off to the nex scene...

My heart broke real bad, so I went back home...
I live at the 4th floor of an eiry flat...
There was a murder case that took place at the 5th floor...
I ran up the stairs but found out that I'd came to the wrong floor - 5th floor...
I told myself to calm down, coz the situation was really creepy...
Tried searching for the stairs to get back down, but couldnt..
A man came up to me and asked if im ok...
So I told him i wanted to go to the 4th floor...
He told me that i had to pass trough the murder scene to get to the stairs...
So I did,there were blood stains all over, puddle of water from the leakin pipes...
It was nasty...
I got to the 4th floor...
But...
The scene has changed into a school...
I found myself in the movie CROW ZERO's school...
And there was a party goin on...
I was still crushed by the news that AA'N didn't love me anymore...
So I'd decided to have a time of my life at the party to forget bout my sorrows...
I hooked up with this Korean guy (CROW ZERO is japanese i dont know why sudently korean)
named Muslim (*lame,but ya that was his name in my dream).
He's freakin hot!!! Typical korean cuties...
We had a great time...
Then he asked me to come ovr to his place...
I agreed...
Before we went bck, he wanted to go to the gents...
So I waited outside...
But thn I heard a fight and saw someone got bashed in the gents...
A guy came out and said "Hey your guy just got killed in there"
I was so sad that i ran away cryin...
While I was runnin...
Someone grab my hand, pulled me hard and took me outside...
It was IBLISS!!!
"Lets talk...selesaikan masalah kite...plzz"
Haha..typical...That was the same line he used in real life...
I tried runnin away coz I HATE HIM...
But I couldnt... He was holdin me down...
I tried so hard to break free that I ended tumbling down...

I woke up and found myself in a van...
I looked out the window and it was a padang pasir...
Out side looked lyk everythg in this world had been destroyed...
In the van was Hamster Fashion and some other dudes(* those ZOLTAN's worshiper from DUDE WHR'S MY CAR?)
I asked Hamster wat had happen...
She said " We saw u headin towards a motorcycle exost, banging ur head towards it... its lyk u'd
been posessed... Kite terpakse stop you coz if x, nnt ur urat saraf akn damage..."
Then I asked wat happen to the world...
Hamster " Owh Dragon Ball landed on earth... Its huge so die musnahkan dunia... Kite dlm van nie
is the only survival..."
I was lyk OMG! really...thn i asked her wat happen to my korean bf...
Hamster " OMG! you dated MUSLIM?! He's so hot!!! but sadly, kan die dh mati..."
(* that's how i knew that my dream korean bf's name is MUSLIM) but he's hot..hahah...

Thats all...
The end...
Laugh all you want...
I enjoyed my dream...
Well atleast the korean bf part...
I hate the part whr IBLISS came in...
And the part whr my MUSLIM died...
And obviosly i really hate the part whr AA'N dont love me anymore...

Paranoidly Stalked

Dgn duka cita dimaklumkan,
Im officially stalked again...
ok, first it was the bday email he sent at my hotmail acct...
freaky stalker juz wont let me loose...
Wishin me bday, blamin me for causing chaos/fight, announcin his weddin date...(*as if i give a shit)...
I ignored his email...

Thn it was the msg he sent to me tru the ms acct i once shared wit S.
I've guested that S had read it and ignored it...
Coz he didnt mention to me anythg bout the msg until one day i found it out by myself...
Guess that S didnt wanna freak me out...

Just not for long ago,
The fucktard of me usin Fb, i'd just found out thrs an inbox...
Shows: Inbox (1)
So i move over the cursor...CLICK!
From: Love Evy...
Monolog:Owh! Evelyn (primary school friend) sent me a msg...=)
Click! To check out HER page...
Not monologing anymore: OMG!!!OMG!!!OMG!!!(*non-stop till i found the will to stop)
Iblis is in my Fb friends list all this while!!! I tot...I tot...It was Evelyn Toh...
Coz lyk...OMG!!!OMG!!!YA ALLAH!!!YA ALLAH!!!YA ALLAH!!!
Tat means, he has been stalkin me all this while...My blogs,MS,FB! YA ALLAH!!!

And now...
Ok here's how the story started...
Ring3... Yay! My HP rangs!!!
Check screen : Hamster Fashion
Pressed [ANSWER]
Bla3...
Hamster Fashion told me that he sent somethg lyk this:
Hey blk UiTM Perak tau... ASSHOLE(*name sebenar a.k.a Ibliss) now kat UiTM Shah Alam...
We both were lyk: ALHAMDULILLAH!
I mean Selangor is huge...
Chances of bumpin into ASSHOLE is lyk idk...tipis la sng citer...
Forward3 bout my daily life...
On the same day...
I was thnkin of goin joggin lyk around 6p.m
But thn i decided my butt needs more rest than it already did...
So instead..I exercised out on my balcony...
LOUD noise...
I tot it was mom...
Peep...
OMG!!!OMG!!!
Wat's that thg? Is it A PLANE?
NO!
Is it A BIRD?
NO!
Its ASSHOLE!!!
Me being petite,
I quickly duck for cover, hiding behind the bouganvilla...
IT(*shall i refer it to) passes my hse,slows down...USHA2...Thn VROOOM!!! off...
I was so paranoid...
S is nomore thr to save me...

1st person I called was the POLICE!!!
Just kiddin...
1st person I called was Hamster Fashion,
becoz she called me this afternoon to warn me bout IT!
But...tut3...

2nd AA'N...
Coz i dunno...I miss him n now there's atleast somthg i can crate a conversation bout...
N he's a guy...maybe he can protect me...
N he always have words that will calm me down...
But...tut3...

3rd Elle
Coz she's my best friend...
But she wasn't the first i called coz Hamster Fashion was...
She could be the second if i hadnt called Hamster Fashion...
And I figured that she would juz say "Pdn muke" O somthg lyk tat...
But...tut3...

4th Kastard Fucktard
I was thkn between R.Fucktard or Kastard Fucktard...
I figured that if i call R. she would either laugh or be paranoid wit me...
So i'd decided Kastard
Coz she's kinda lyk someone I could talk to...
She was the one tat brought sense into me whn S left me...
Atlast...
No tut3...
She picked up...
Told her wat happen..
Thn bla3...
Level of paranoia decreases 50%...
But thn every motor sound I heard,
I was lyk peepin tru the glass door tgk sape...

I really do hope that It wont happen again...
I guess that my life will be abit better whn i blk perak nnt...

~~Bile~~

Bile subuh menjelang, mate ku bru nk lelap...
Bile lelap, engkau yg aku mimpi kan...
Bile matahari pagi bangkit,aku bru nyenyak...
Bile nyenyak, klimak mimpi engkau dan aku bru bermula...
Bile itu jugalah, ibu ku kejut utk memesan sesuatu...
Bile ibu ku memesan,aku hanye mengangguk dan cube mengingat...
Bile ibu ku blah jer, aku cpt2 smbung tito harap2 mimpi indah yg tergendala td dpt disambung kembali...
Bile lelap blk,mimpi bru ttg engkau yg ku dapat...
Bile sdr semula, ku dapati itu hanyalah mimpi dan aku tlh lewat bangkit untk menyiapkan mknn tgh ari utk atuk ku yg puntual ttg waktu mknnye...
Bile ku turun dri tkt 2,aku dapati atuk aku dh siap tgu dibwh...
Bile aku bergegas ke dapur, die mule batuk2 menandakan waktu mknnye dh dilewatkan...
Bile dh siap,aku pgl die mkn...
Bile die tgh mkn aku ke hadapan tgk tv...
Bile aku tonton, aku gelisah memikirkan ape yg aku mimpi td...
Bile ku pkr, yg kembali ke fikiran adalah "masihkah die nk kan aku?"
Bile aku cube nk ubah ape yg sdg aku fikirkan, bayangan muke kau pekat die ingatan...

Bile ptg tiba, aku memikirkan ape yg patut aku lakukan...
Bile aku fikirkan, engkau dgn pantas kembali ke dasar minda...
Bile engkau tiba di fikiran, sekaligus,membawa air mate...

Bile bunyi text msk, aku menghalang dri tuk menyemak siapa...
Bile hati rase berat dan xterkawal,ku berlari dan dgn pantas mengUnlock keypad...
Bile ku buka...(22888)text dri 5 no, atau Xpax, atau rakan2 lain...
Bile ku maki xpax ku rse berpuas ati...

Bile bunyi org call, aku bekejar untuk menekan butang Answer...
Bile aku tgk, selalunye (Mother) / (Elle XO)...
Bile aku desparate aku tkn butang hijau"Dialled Numbers"...
Bile aku tkn, brulah name engkau muncul...
Bile aku tgk name, tarikh dan waktu aku call, aku slalu memberi tahu diri sendiri "baru lg ni, jgn call lg,tgu lme skit..."

Bile HP berbunyi, aku teruja dan melihat screen...
Bile ku jenguk...ceyh! itu bunyi alarm yg aku set supaya xterlambat masak mknn mlm utk atuk ku...
Bile aku hampa, aku tkn butang (snooze)...
Bile alarm berbunyi lg sekali aku teruja lg sekali...
Bile aku tgk screen aku rse bodoh dan aku tkn (STOP!)

Bile mlm, aku mkn dan kemudian tgk tv...
Bile tgk tv, kdg2 focus ku bkn di cerita2 yg sdg ditayangkan...Fikiran dh jauh merantau ke Damansara...
Bile aku menggunakan semua tenaga utk menarik blk focus ku, focus ku pecut blk ke Damansara...
Bile cerita di tv dh habis smua ditonton, focus ku dh simen kan diri nye kat Pelangi Damansara...
Bile aku merayu utknye jgn wat perangai, air mate mengalir...

Bile ku naik ke atas katil, aku pejam mate...
Bile aku pejam mate, muka kau terpapar mcm siaran langsung EPL di kedai mamak...
Bile aku cube mengelak, kenangan dan kesalahan yg tlh aku lakukan kpd engkau kembali...
Bile aku pk kan ttg kesalahan, aku trus pk "ingin ke die kat aku blk?"
Bile itu jgklah aku teringat kembali kate rakan2 pd ku...kate2 pedas dan tajam yg membuatkn aku berputus asa utk memenangi hati kau blk...
Bile aku putus asa, fikiran ttg kau ttp xberganjak...
Bile aku usir, muke kau ttp diminda..."Oi! Blah ar!"
Bile aku pk blk, aku xleh lupekan kau...

Bile aku dgr fly.fm aku teringat waktu pertame aku knl kau...

Bile aku dgr/tgk (shuffle), aku teringat mamat bersweater putih yg mengajar org2 shuffle mlm tu...
Bile aku bkk ms, aku harap sgt kau akn on9/ hantar comment...
Bile aku bkk ms, ku ingat lg cre ko nk mintak no aku...Lame but cute...
Bile aku lalu ou, aku tgk secret place yg kau bwk aku mlm tu...
Bile aku msk MPH,aku teringat waktu aku tgu kau blk dri solat jumaat disana...
Bile aku p ikea, aku teringat meetballs yg kau blanjer aku...
Bile aku p d curve, aku tau kau dkt giler ngan aku tp kau mengelak nk jumpe aku...
Bile aku nampak pelangi, aku teringatkan SuperHero aku 7ColorMan...
Bile aku tgk carpark Cemara, aku teringat ari pertama aku msk kolej dan kau ade utk say gud bye...
Bile aku p Rahmat kat luar UiTM, aku tgk Biskut Tiger,aku tersengih sorg2 cam Mahyun...
Bile aku naik bas Rapid KL, aku terbayang2 kau disisi...
Bile aku tgk gambar2 aku yg lame, aku tgk jari belah kanan aku, aku nampak cincin hitam kau bg...
Bile aku tgk cite Horton Hears A Who, aku tgk character kuning yg furry tu aku teringat kat kau...
Bile aku lalu SeGi, aku ingat Gig Indie pertama yg kau hadir n muke kau yg teruja tgk Bittersweet perform...
Bile Nitrus xjd perform kat gig tu, aku ingat lg kau try pujuk aku...
Bile hidup aku ade kau, engkau yg mengNgomplete kan hidup aku yg ibarat layang2 wireless connection poor...
Bile-bile saje engkau ttp aku fikirkan,
Dan aku berjanji aku tgu kau sampai bile-bile...